sex is good

ninety years ago

there was a doctor called freud

he had this patient

this little guy named lloyd.

all lloyd thought about

was just getting laid.

he tried to get a sheila

he even tried his maid

searching for some action

he was looking out for fun

searching for some loving

still he just couldn’t get noone

some gals were black

some gals were white

some gals were heavy

some not too bright

he just didn’t care,

he just wanted all

he would do anything,

he would even crawl

in his desperation,

he called dr. sigmund freud

said help me doctor,

help poor horny lloyd

dr. freud said

sex is good, and sex is fine

but sex all the time

nein nein nein

sex is good, and sex is fine

but sex all the time

nein nein nein nein nein

so lloyd just kept on searching

down life’s lonely road

for that special gal who’d

help him with his load

someone he could lean on

someone he could love

someone he could finally call his own

till he met mary who finally made him see

there’s more to life baby than

just the birds and the bees

so now things have changed

lloyd has found his way

to love and marry a little baby way

now that lloyd is happy

the good doctor’s dead

you could still tell there’s

someone on his head

sometimes he remembers

what that dr. said

now he’s sure that freud was

crazy and out of his head

cause he knows that

sex is good, and sex all the way

sex all the time, yeah yeah yeah

sex is good, and sex all the way

sex all the time, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

he remembers how things were

and what the doctor said

he thought the man was crazy

and way out of his head

sex is good, and sex all the way

sex all the time, yeah yeah yeah

sex is good, and sex is fine

sex all the time, it blows my mind

sex all the time, it blows my mind

sex all the time, it blows my mind

sex is good and sex is fine

sex all the time, it blows my mind

sex is good, and sex all the way

sex all the time, yeah yeah yeah

sex is good, and sex all the way

sex all the time, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.