rubdoot

hari rail laal rail se hai mazboot

hari rail laal rail se aa rubdoot

hari rail laal rail se hai mazboot

hari rail laal rail se aa rubdoot

kis cartoon ne mujhe jagaya

kis joker ka waqt hai aaya

sasur mera yamdoot

naam mera rubdoot

lakeeron se bane faqeero! kiya paat agar lakeeron ko

ragarr ke rakh doonga main tum chalti phirti tasveeron ko

yaqeen hai ya sapna

chamatkaar ya chakma

main aankhain badal ke aaon

ya pehen ke aaon chashma

arre yeh to mera super hero

sab se tagra, sab se dhaansu

khushi ke maare rona hai mujhe

kahan hain mere khushi ke aansu

mera tan karne lagi pasliyaan

dekh ke apna super star

battees daant lage naachne

hone lag gaya chaand naya

mera hero aagay, mujh ko milne aagay

mere dil pe cha gaya, woh woh woh woh

parda phaar ke aaya hai

tv torr ke nikla hai

ya kisi coster se chori chori phisla hai

jese marzi aaya hai

aagaya bas aagaya

mere dil pe chaa gaya woh woh woh woh

yeh nazar battu hai bollywood mein lattu

japta hai mera naam, lagta hai bagla jee ne kaha

tum mere sacche sacche fan ho rubdoot

is baat ka tumhare paas kya hai saboot?

hmmm? saboot?

saboot hi saboot hai, kya bataeyn jee hum

bataeyn door se hi tumko dil de chuke sanam

jab kya romance ya villon se haatha paai

sab se zyada seetiyaan maine bajaai

har saal maine tera birthday manaaya

har film ke hit hote hi yeh geet gaaya

mera hero chaa gaya, sab ke dil pe chaa gaya

mera hero aagaya, woh woh woh woh

je khuli ke main, tum ho mere super fan

super fan ka mila award

o my god, o my god

ab khila to makkhan

phir dhoondte hain mil ke dhakkan

meri choro, ab tum bollywood ki koi baat sunao

acche actor lagte ho, kuch acting wacting kar ke dikhao

ayyy pehle yeh batao, tumhare naam mein kitne k hain

kkkkiran... hmmm?

maine kaha jee suniye

zara autograph to dijiye... isssh

yaar tum to bollywood ke bhi baap ho

jitne marzi chaho utne autograph lo

autograph le jaeyga yeh phopat

saare ka saara plan hojaey ga chopat

autograph to chaahe le lo aik hazaar

gar main bhi kuch maangun to kya de pao ge yaar?

jaan maango, jaan haazir

dhaan maango, dhaan haazir

toonpur mein jitna bhi hai

woh saara saman haazir

mangta hoon aik choti si cheez

toon astra de do na please

toon astra...

maang rahe ho toon-astar

hil gaya hai tumhare dimaagh ka pilastar

toon astra

arre choro yeh notanki

baat karo koi dhang ki

toon-astar pakrao

best friend ban jao

best friend ka offer de kar tumne barhaya mera maan

tumhari is offer ke ooper sau sau toon-astar qurban

toon-astar to tumne le liya, per aik baat yaad rakhna

tum isey sirf aik baar istemaal kar sakte ho

kyaa... itne saare toonasur aur sirf aik baar

china ka maal hai kya?

actually woh kya hai ke is ko charge karna parta hai

aur is ka charger main khud hoon

oh... chalo...

ab mera autograph

de doonga rubdoot jee

pehle aap ki is rubber waali pencil ka trial to hojaey

aditiya, main ja raha hun

upar waaly, main aaraha hun

yaari tu to nibha gaya

mere dil par chaa gaya

mera hero ban gaya

mujh ko fan ban gaya

mera hero aagay, mujh ko milne aagay

mere dil pe cha gaya, woh woh woh woh

mera hero aagay, mujh ko milne aagay

mere dil pe cha gaya, woh woh woh woh

woh woh woh woh