pair anaadi

arey ghatna yeh ghanghor ghati hai

koi boojh na paaye re

ghaat ghaat ka paani peekar

kehte ganga nahaye re

gatak ke sason, chali hai yeh hajj ko

phir bhi chuhon ko, billi se pyaar re

arey bandar khoje

adrak mein swaad democracy ka

arey woh bole aur hum sunle ke

nobody killed jessica

le re bandar khoje adrak

mein swaad democracy ka

woh bole aur hum sunle ke

nobody killed jessica

bhains bole mere aage

been baja toh main naachu

bechun apne vote phir bhi

apni kismat ko daatoon

bhai dekho toh, kitne datan se

kahe gidad main sehar chalaa

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pair anaadi, dhoondhe kulhadi

pair anaadi, dhoondhe kulhadi

pair anaadi, dhoondhe kulhadi

pair anaadi, search kulhadi

aaj ki taaza khabar,

pair dhoondh raha hai kulhadi

pair anaadi, dhoondhe kulhadi

common kulhadi! where are you?

pair anaadi, dhoondhe kulhadi

hamari maangein poori karo

pair anaadi, dhoondhe kulhadi

pair anaadi, search kulhadi

aaha

genhu soche ab toh yaari

ho gayi hai chakki se

gehun ki friendship chakki se ho gayi

murgi bhi soche woh zinda

lautegi kentucky se

haa ha murgi bhi soche woh zinda

lautegi kentucky se

genhu soche ab toh yaari

ho gayi hai chakki se

murgi bhi soche woh

zinda lautegi kentucky se

aao chun lo apne kasai,

eid mubarak tumhe bakriyaan

meehe he he

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pair anaadi, dhoondhe kulhadi

pair anaadi, dhoondhe kulhadi

pair anaadi, dhoondhe kulhadi

pair anaadi, search kulhadi

yeh kulhadi kahaan milegi?

pair anaadi, dhoondhe kulhadi

pair uspe zor se maarana

pair anaadi, dhoondhe kulhadi

bhai sahab ji, ek plate kulhadi,

maska maar ke, kya!

pair anaadi, dhoondhe kulhadi

bhai sahab do plate kulhadi dena,

mere do pairon ke liye, please!

pair anaadi, search kulhadi

hi my self mr pair!

you mr kulhaadi.