motumaster (iski maa agar isse)

motumaster (iski maa agar isse) lyrics

Poster motumaster (iski maa agar isse)

motumaster (iski maa agar isse)

lyrics/Album : Udaan
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Singer Amit Trivedi, Amitabh Bhattacharya & Raman Mahadevan
Genre Qawwali
Language Hindi
Album Udaan
Poster motumaster (iski maa agar isse)
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Lyrics

iski maa bhai kiski maa

iski maa agar isse,

pait mein hi maar deti maar deti

toh bihar mein akaal

na hota akaal na hota

orissa mein, orissa mein

baad na hoti baad na hoti


maa perplex thi perplex thi

baap complex tha

complex tha, complex tha

arrey radio ke zamaane ka

yeh pehla multiplex tha multiplex tha


paida hua yeh jis din paida hua

paida hua yeh jis din paida hua

iss ke baap ne gaon mein ladoo batwaya…

iss ke baap ne gaon mein ladoo batwaya…

woh aakhri din tha jab isske gaon mein

kisi ne kuch khaya kisi ne

kuch khaya, kisi ne kuch khaya

paida karte iski maa jo zor se chilai

leke ashok chakra sarkar daudi daudi aayi


doctor ne baap ko

side mein le jaake daanta…

doctor ne baap ko

side mein le jaake daanta…

bola kahan se layi

yeh gastronomical jwarbhata…

bola kahan se layi

yeh gastronomical jwarbhata…

darzi ne bola inchi tape

apne bagal mein chaape…

darzi ne bola inchi tape

apne bagal mein chaape…

kamar toh naapte magar

hum kamra kaise naape…

kamar toh naapte magar

hum kamra kaise naape…

hoo pathar ke paalne mein

jab yeh leta rota tha…

hoo pathar ke paalne mein

jab yeh leta rota tha…

sara gaon isske baap ke

aasuon se bartan dhota tha

bartan bartan bartan dhota tha ..



 

gusse mein isska baap oho

parliament gaya aaha

bola nirodh kyun,

late invent kiya oho invent ..


har baal ki khaal ki

yeh chaal bhi kha jaaye

iske haath padh jaaye

toh mahiney saal bhi kha jaaye

kisi behal ka bacha

jo haal bhi haal kha jaaye

bemaut marte mann ka

yeh malaal kha jaaye

lalu kalaal kha jaaye

naxal baari ki naal kha jaaye

bachpan ka dhamaal kha jaaye

budhape ki shaal kha jaye

haya toh chodo baheya ki

chaal bhi kha jaaye

agar parosa ja sake

toh khayal bhi kha jaaye



 

butter chiken, butter chiken ..

hoo ladoo gopal hai poora chopal hai

khada toki tarsi baitha bhopal hai

baitha bhopal hai bhai baitha bhopal hai

bhopal bhopal baitha bhopal hai


iski jo baat hai khansabo ko daad hai

baap murdabad beta muradabad hai

iski jo baat hai khansabo ko daad hai

baap murdabad beta muradabad hai,

baap murdabad beta muradabad hai


hey isski jo dakaar hai bhopu bhi bekar hai

gud gud iske pait ki, pait ki sarkar hai

vote do bhai vote do, poora hi phod do



 

iska jo size hai iski maa ka pyaar hai

hajam kiya iss ne

apne baap ka karobaar hai

baap ka karobaar

apne baap ka karobaar hai


chirken ka muse hai par ya varan hi lose hai

udne na dena isse dooms day ka fuse hai

dooms day ka fuse hai

bhai dooms day ka fuse, doom

dooms day ka fuse dooms day ka fuse hai


khachua bhi isse faster, motumaster

gas ka plaster, motumaster

hai naak bandh phaatkar, motumaster

chod baant baant kar, motumaster


yeh motumaster hai total disaster

total diaster hai motumaster

motumaster chal daaro paas kar

chup be, bastard..

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