eggjactly

saare jahaan se achcha

can’t even afford a bloody kachchha

i don’t that pasta indians. sorry..

eggjactly..

sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai

sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai

mera bharat hain mahan

phir bhi sab hain pareshan

paisa power hi pehchan

sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan

band hain aankhein, muh aur kaan

khol li kursi ki dukaan

curruption apna imaan

sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan

india thi sone ki yeh chidiya

whats that?

just check the wikipedia

kya hua? kab hua? kyun hua? kaise hua?

maal tha hamara par gore khel gaye jua

cut to the 1947

seven!

ab desh hoga heaven

ding dong the bell

splash in the well

heaven hua popat

and now eleven hells

bhagalpur, bofors, bhopal, lokpal

gujarat, ayodhya, mumbai ka dekho haal

all is well, all is well

ghanta..

foreign scam, coalgate, cricket ho ya tail

bigshot jhol karo and take the bail

politics, politics kya hai yeh khel

upar deshbhakti neeche country for sale

hum iski lenge, hum uski lenge

woh lende hum denge

oye 2g, 3g..

itne saare kaand

khulte hain jab kaand

phat jaati hai… pant

what you thaughts

commonwealth! to dekho pat gayi hai

aur common man ki jeb kat gayi hai

main bhi anna, main bhi anna, dum nahi hai

aur common bhi kuchh kam nahi hai

doodh wala, paav wala, tail wala

rickshaw wala, sabzi wala, phone wala

cable wala, film wala, motor wala

taxi wala, raddi wala, istri wala

jhoothe ka hai bol bala

kaam hai sara jhol wala

jhol jhol hhol jhol..

khambhe se bijli churaate

heroine ke pimple ko bhi

dekho yeh headlight banaate

paani mein hai doodh milaate

sabzi mein hain ghaas khilaate

mera bharat hai mahan

phir bhi sab hain pareshan

paisa power hi pehchan

sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan

band hain aankhein, muh aur kaan

khol li kursi ki dukaan

curruption apna imaan

sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan

babes

kitne minute ho gaye?

aaa two and half minutes

how the long should it be?

aaa ten inches

you bloody paavli kam. i mean the songs

oho four and half minutes.

itne shabd nahi hain mere paas

ek kaam karo

yahaan ek music peice ghused do

sorry..

eggjactly..

mera bharat hai mahan

phir bhi sab hain pareshan

paisa power hi pehchan

sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan

(sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai)

band hain aankhein, muh aur kaan

khol li kursi ki dukaan

curruption apna imaan

sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan

it hurts by the heart

to say ki meri country ki lag chuki hai waat.

sau mein se ninnyanabe beimaan, phir bhi mera bharat mahan.

but on the other hands

ek imaandar to baaki hai.

ummdde par duniya kayam hai.

lekin kayam to churan bhi hai.

sorry..

eggjactly..