asli youtube vs tiktok lyrics – salil jamdar

mere pyare youtuber’s
jaise pepsi aur cokke
ek hi zeher pilaane wali
do alag american companiyan hai
waise hi tiktok ke saath saath
vmate, vigo aur like apps bhi
ek hi cancer failane wali
char alag chinese companiyan hai

toh jab aap log tiktok ko
china ka virus bulakar kuch lakh rupyon ke liye
usi ke duplicate copies ki chhamiyan ban jate ho
aur wohi same virus ek naye bhes mein
india ko itne confidence se bechte ho
to kese karu main gussa control?

sorry for this!
gol gol, gol gol
youtube vs tiktok ke chakkar mein
jaane kitnon ki karni hogi, pol khol
with my khatte meethe bol

let’s roll
100 million ka funding laya alibaaba
ghusaake paisa vmate mein kiya usne dawa
tiktok ka judwa bro india mein failana
promotion mein youtuber’on ko hi uthana
tol mol

kyunki youth hai pyar mein inke andha
unhi ke dum pe chalayenge farzi dhanda
bas phas jayein gali ka har banda
jhol jhol

tiktok nahi to vmate sahi
vmate nahi to vigo sahi
vigo nahi to like sahi
like nahi to tiktok sahi
gol gol

kisi ko yeh jamega kisi ko wo jachega
aaj 30 crore tiktoker
kal ko chaaron apps milaakar
130 crore ka desh mujra karta ghoomega
china masti mein jhoomega
ke neighbor ka yuva power humko takkar
dena chhodke phone pe filter badlega
lol lol

you khow kuch gine chune mahapurush hai jo
tiktok ko bhi positively use kar rahe hai
main bhi gaya tha sochke ki
thoda kachra saaf karunga
par goo ka himalaya dekhke
phatt ke haath mein aa gayi
waise do saal pehle india mein kaun log
launch kiye the isko musically ke naam se
youtuber’s

corona ka time hai sab hai velle baithe
yeah time hai in apps ka tumko faasneka
ex p*rn star se chatting karwayenge
tumhe fasna ni chahiye chahe
kitna rokda prize mein phenke
gali ke kutte nahi ho itne chuhiye nahi ho
aatmanirbhar karna hai bharat toh
phir wahan mat jaaiyo

tiktok ka toh sochta hoga ceo app design
hi velle logon ke liye ki hai
yo so apps hi ho chuhiya toh
phir hoga hi chuhiyapa
saalo tiktoker’s ko chhodo
seedha apps ko maaro laafa
desh ke youth ke nahi hone dena
agar ek bhi baal ko baaka
toh phir youtuber’s mat bolo
sirf tiktok app ki maa ka

bolo vigo app ki bhi maa ka
bolo like app ki bhi maa ka
bolo vmate app ki bhi maa ka
kaan mein dum hai toh inko bhi kar
troll troll

dushman nahi bhai banke bol raha hu
daba ke paise aur followers kamao
bas bina apni aatma ko beche karke dikhao