i guess you heard i was pedal to the metal on a downhill slide
girl, you know those rumors get to flyin’ in a town this size
no, i didn’t feel a thing when you threw that ring and slammed the door
if you wanna know the truth you gotta go straight to the source

ask any ol’ barstool in this town
ask my new found party crowd
sure i take more jack in my coke now
a little more high in my smoke now
sure i stay ’til they’re all long gone
and i take the long way home
but i ain’t sittin’ ’round
tryin’ to drown the thought of you
ask any ol’ barstool

i can finally stretch out in our king size bed if i make it that far
but fillin’ in all these blanks you left isn’t all that hard
no, i ain’t wonderin’ where you been or who you been with
i guess you didn’t hurt me half as bad as you think you did
ask any ol’ barstool in this town
ask my new found party crowd
sure i take more jack in my coke now
a little more high in my smoke now
sure i stay ’til they’re all long gone
and i take the long way home
but i ain’t sittin’ ’round
tryin’ to drown the thought of you
ask any ol’ barstool

yeah, you think i’m down and out, hidin’ out, hell-bent crazy
but that ain’t me, baby
ask any ol’ barstool in this town
ask my new found party crowd
sure i take more jack in my coke now
but i’m a long way from broke down
sure i stay ’til they’re all long gone
and i take the long way home
but i ain’t sittin’ ’round
tryin’ to drown the thought of you
ask any ol’ barstool
ask any ol’ barstool
i guess you heard i was pedal to the metal on a downhill slide…